"Who's Sisyphus?" she asks. You begin to respond: "it's this myth about a guy being punished in the underworld where he has to-"
Her phone rings.
"One second," she says. A few minutes later, she prompts you to continue: "I'm sorry, I cut you off."
You start again. "Sisyphus is a-"
Her phone rings again. "Sorry, one sec."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second?
His name was Juan Mississippi.
A boy asks god,
“Is it true that a billion years is a second to you?”
God says yes
“Is it true a billion dollars is worth a penny to you?”
God says yes
“Can I have a penny right now?”
God replies, “Sure, just one second.”
Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted?
So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?
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