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Mixtape Jokes

Opinions are like mixtapes

I don't want to hear them.

Have you heard Einstein's mixtape?

I heard it was relatively good.

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I showed my herpes doctor my mixtape today

Says shit bumps

I made a new mixtape, it was trash

Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire

Buyer : **Orders mixtapes from a store on Monday**

Seller: Come pick these up to on Friday, they will be ready by then.
Buyer: ok see ya then!
Friday rolls around
Buyer: **walks into store to the front desk** So are the mixtapes ready yet?
Seller : yup here you go **hands over a box full of them**
Buyer: Than- Wait these are not the...

My new mixtape is called GPA...

And it's about to drop

The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps...

Stop, drop, and roll!

A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,

She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!”
The other scientist asks, “how.”
She responds with a CD,
“By making them listen to my mixtape!”

I always wanted to be the first person in the world to release a mixtape in the Notre Dame

But sadly someone else already dropped some fire there.

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

I have the solution to the drought in California

Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape

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I think my cockney friend is obsessed with the desert.

I asked him what he thought of my mixtape and he said, "Sand's great."

Daedalus and the Labyrinth

Daedalus, the famous Greek architect and inventor, was relaxing in his home in the Blessed Isles of the Underworld when Hades, the Lord of Death himself, came to him with a favor.

"Listen, Daedalus," Hades began. "You know how the population of the dead here increase every year? The Underworl...

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