Buyer : **Orders mixtapes from a store on Monday**
Seller: Come pick these up to on Friday, they will be ready by then. Buyer: ok see ya then! Friday rolls around Buyer: **walks into store to the front desk** So are the mixtapes ready yet? Seller : yup here you go **hands over a box full of them** Buyer: Than- Wait these are not the...
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I showed my herpes doctor my mixtape today
Says shit bumps
I made a new mixtape, it was trash
Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire
Opinions are like mixtapes
I don't want to hear them.
The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps...
Stop, drop, and roll!
Have you heard Einstein's mixtape?
I heard it was relatively good.
A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,
She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!” The other scientist asks, “how.” She responds with a CD, “By making them listen to my mixtape!”
The reason the earth's core is hot
Is because my mixtape is so underground
I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...
I can use my mixtape. Its fire.
I have the solution to the drought in California
Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape
The only reason the eclipse happened
I was changing my mixtape
There was nothing actually wrong with the Note 7...
All those people just downloaded my mixtape
Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?
Because his mixtape was to die for...