Buyer : **Orders mixtapes from a store on Monday**

Seller: Come pick these up to on Friday, they will be ready by then.
Buyer: ok see ya then!
Friday rolls around
Buyer: **walks into store to the front desk** So are the mixtapes ready yet?
Seller : yup here you go **hands over a box full of them**
Buyer: Than- Wait these are not the...

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I showed my herpes doctor my mixtape today

Says shit bumps

I made a new mixtape, it was trash

Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire

Opinions are like mixtapes

I don't want to hear them.

The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps...

Stop, drop, and roll!

Have you heard Einstein's mixtape?

I heard it was relatively good.

A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,

She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!”
The other scientist asks, “how.”
She responds with a CD,
“By making them listen to my mixtape!”

The reason the earth's core is hot

Is because my mixtape is so underground

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

I have the solution to the drought in California

Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape

The only reason the eclipse happened

I was changing my mixtape

There was nothing actually wrong with the Note 7...

All those people just downloaded my mixtape

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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