My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes
An mp5 hits your vital organs.
The teacher confiscated my MP3 today in class
So I pulled out my MP5
That’s it; I’ve given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.
And that’s vinyl.
How did the MP3 file say goodbye to the WAV file?
My son kept asking me for a music player as all his classmates had mp3s
I told him :"Son, if you want real attention, take this mp5"
Can we talk for a minute about stereo types?
Home theater, boomboxes, mp3 players, etc?
One day co-workers Alice and Bob were talking over the water cooler. Soon the conversation turned to Alice's husband Walter and his plans for the future.
"He's up for a promotion, but he's kinda screwed. He'd be moving up from the mail room to a position with some management responsibilities, but he never actually graduated college and that's usually a requirement. They like him though, so there's just one course he has to take and get a good grade i...
It's a shame kids are bringing MP5's to school these days
Back in my days, kids only brought MP3's!
An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.
Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?" Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones." Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?" Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!" Wife: ...