Most people know how to use the mp3 and mp4 formats...

But quiet kids only know about mp5

My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.

Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes

An mp5 hits your vital organs.

Can we talk for a minute about stereo types?

Home theater, boomboxes, mp3 players, etc?

How did the MP3 file say goodbye to the WAV file?

Audios.

The teacher confiscated my MP3 today in class

So I pulled out my MP5

That’s it; I’ve given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.

And that’s vinyl.

One day co-workers Alice and Bob were talking over the water cooler. Soon the conversation turned to Alice's husband Walter and his plans for the future.

"He's up for a promotion, but he's kinda screwed. He'd be moving up from the mail room to a position with some management responsibilities, but he never actually graduated college and that's usually a requirement. They like him though, so there's just one course he has to take and get a good grade i...

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.

Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: ...

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