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There once lived a strong, Native American man who had only one testicle

Everyone in the village called him "One stone" because of this, but nobody dared to say it to his face because he would kill anyone who directly said it him. Unfortunately, a woman in the village named Bluebird did not know about this. One morning, while she was walking past One Stone, she greeted h...

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I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel

I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.

The Madame asked, "what can we do for you?"

I said, "I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me."

The Madame asked "You poor thing; whatever for? And why do you have a jackass and a honeycomb?"

"Well," I answ...

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