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In China, you can criticise every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize Xi.

Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?

I, for one, like Roman numerals

Anyone a fan of Roman Numeral puns?

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159

Then it just CLIX.

A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two"

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

I for one...

The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly \$499

They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs

Not on my watch.

My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

Teacher : What is 4000 in Roman Numerals?

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

I M LIVID

It was VIVID.

I for one.

Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I captain.

I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me

What a bunch of DIX

Not on my watch.

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

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At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals

At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals.

I typed XXX on Google and the Romans came out naked..

i'm LIVID

You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with

X is always equal to 10.

Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals

You could almost say he was Livid.

Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

We will never see Super Bowl LIVE

E is not a Roman Numeral

Yo mamma is so old…

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

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In 450 BC a Greek and a Roman are sitting around, discussing who has more reason to be proud of their heritage

Roman: We are clearly the superior society, after all, we invented aqueducts so cities and fields alike could grow

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.

In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

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A student, a pirate, and a Redditor are in class.

Teacher: Who wants to learn Roman numerals?
Student: I, for one.
Pirate: Aye aye!
Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

I, for one, like Roman numerals,

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

What do you call a number that wanders about?

A Roman numeral

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

What does HIV actually mean?

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

## Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."