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But you can't criticize Xi.

I, for one, like Roman numerals

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

Then it just CLIX.

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

I for one...

They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...

All they have is IVs

Not on my watch.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

Teacher : What is 4000 in Roman Numerals?

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

I M LIVID

It was VIVID.

I for one.

Crew: I I captain.

What a bunch of DIX

Not on my watch.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

Pass it on

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At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals.

I typed XXX on Google and the Romans came out naked..

I typed XXX on Google and the Romans came out naked..

i'm LIVID

X is always equal to 10.

What are they good IV?

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

You could almost say he was Livid.

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

E is not a Roman Numeral

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

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Roman: We are clearly the superior society, after all, we invented aqueducts so cities and fields alike could grow

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

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Teacher: Who wants to learn Roman numerals?

Student: I, for one.

Pirate: Aye aye!

Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

Student: I, for one.

Pirate: Aye aye!

Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

A Roman numeral

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

## Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

It makes me LIVID.

It makes me LIVID.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

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