I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159

Then it just CLIX.

Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?

I, for one, like Roman numerals

I forgot how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

I’M LIVID.

Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals

i'm LIVID

Pirate Leader: Can someone tell me how to write 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

Anyone a fan of Roman Numeral puns?

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals

You could almost say he was Livid.

I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?

I for one...

Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

In China, you can criticise every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize Xi.

During Math class teacher asks.....

Teacher : What is 4000 in Roman Numerals?

Me : Mmmm....

Teacher : Well done!

My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals...

Not on my watch.

I got a C on my roman numerals test.

Perfect score.

You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with

X is always equal to 10.

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Very punny! ;)

Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two"

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs

There are eleven types of people in the world

Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job...

...but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Few more:

* I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

* I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

* My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
...

We will never see Super Bowl LIVE

E is not a Roman Numeral

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In 450 BC a Greek and a Roman are sitting around, discussing who has more reason to be proud of their heritage

Roman: We are clearly the superior society, after all, we invented aqueducts so cities and fields alike could grow

Greek: Perhaps, but we invented the water mill for grinding abundant grain, so that it could be stored and feed the people. Plus, we developed cartography, mapping out the world....

I, for one, like Roman numerals,

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

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A student, a pirate, and a Redditor are in class.

Teacher: Who wants to learn Roman numerals?
Student: I, for one.
Pirate: Aye aye!
Ie ie ie, goes the redditor, knowing how many times this joke has been reposted.

Stolen from r/DadJokes.

## Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....



It makes me LIVID.

What does HIV actually mean?

Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.

What do you call a number that wanders about?

A Roman numeral

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."

The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

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