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Offerings Jokes

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At church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings.

One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said t...

I tell ya, my wife treats me like a god.

At every meal, she gives me burnt offerings.

My wife worships me

She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday

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