I work as the lead singer in a U2 tribute band that provides free performances for charities and at protests
I'm a pro bono pro Bono
Who provides tech support for Israel?
RabbIT
What do you call a fish that provides woodland services, primarily pruning and treatments to preserve old or damaged trees.
A tree sturgeon
I asked my wife, “Did you know there’s a fruit you can eat that provides your daily requirement of potassium?”
My wife: That’s bananas.
Me : I know. I couldn’t believe it either.
After years of never having enough hot water, and countless cold showers, we finally had an on-demand water heater installed, that provides unlimited hot water.
And although the plumber did an excellent installation and worked quickly, we did not express our appreciation.
It was a tankless job.
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An Army officer, a Naval officer, and a Ranger are captured...
By a strange tribe, deep in the jungle. The people of the tribe confer briefly, and then the chief walks up to the Army officer. "We've decided to kill you," he began, "and make a canoe out of your skin. However, in deference to your rank, we have decided to allow you to choose the manner in whic...
A girl brings her new fiance home to meet her parents for the very first time.
So a girl brings her new fiancee home to meet her parents. Boy looks like a hipster (scarf, big bushy beard, etc.) Understandably, her father would like to know the boy better and so he takes him to his study for a private conversation.
Dad: "So, John. What do you do for a living?"
Fia...
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