"Hello, Bob. Welcome to Hell" the Devil says. "Now there are seven levels of hell and since your only sin was cheating on a science test in third grade, you'll be moved to level 1"
"Okay, that doesn't sound so bad" Says Bob
"Level 1 is the hottest...
Outnumbered 6 to 5, John brought grenades to a water balloon fight.
Isn't that a little... excessive?"
"No, I'm just trying to level the playing field.
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