Nut And Bolt Jokes - 9 Hilarious Nut And Bolt Jokes

What is the difference between a nut and bolt and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a nut and bolt.

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What’s the engineering term for a one night stand?

A nut and bolt.

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What do you call it when a mechanic has sex with a girl and never sees her again?

Nut and bolt

Why are robots bad in bed?

They just screw, nut and bolt.

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What did the robot do after being caught sleeping with the neighbor’s wife?

Nut and Bolt

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Two men were discussing their favorite sex styles

Man 1: I usually go doggy style or cowgirl. It’s just the easiest for me.

Man 2: Then you never had it in machinists style. You gotta try that it’s the best.

Man 1: What do you do in the machinist style?

Man 2: Screw, nut and bolt.

Why are mechanics absent fathers?

Because they nut and bolt

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All the sex robots I’ve seen hate cuddling

They just Nut and Bolt

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I had the strangest visitors this halloween…

As I opened the door, there stood three men. One butt naked with only a glass jar over his pecker, one in overalls and one furiously masturbating.

After overcoming my initial shock, I asked the man in overalls what the fuck they were doing here. He replied:”hey, sweetie, wanna do it machinist...

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