Call me a nutter, a conspiracy theorist or as mad as a hatter, but did you know that if you take the first two letters from the title of every Harry Potter book, it spells out a secret message?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Breaking News:- Police are hunting a 'Knitting Needle Nutter'
...who stabbed six people recently, they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
It was getting close to my wife’s birthday. She was looking at herself in the mirror. I asked her what she’d like for her birthday. She sighed and said I’d like to be eight again...
On the morning of her birthday. I woke up early and made her a nice big bowl of coco pops. I then took her to for a special trip to Legoland. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s where I got her a Happy Meal together we a special McDonalds balloon. We then went to the cinema where they were pl...
What do you call it when a fluffer does his job wrong?
A fluffer nutter
What's DJ Khalid's favorite kind of candy bar?
A nutter one.
Who’s going the wrong way?
A man is listening to the radio in his car when the broadcast is interrupted: “Attention! Attention! A driver is heading down the highway in the wrong direction”
The man scans the road, clogged with oncoming traffic, and nutters to himself, “What do you mean *a* driver? I see hundreds of the...
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