A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop...
“Sir,” says the policeman. “Are you aware that there are penguins in your van?”
“Yep,” says the man. “They’re my penguins. They belong to me.”
The policeman looks at the man in disbelief and then back at the penguins, who noot at him.
“Sir, I’m afraid this is unacceptable. I nee...
What does Pingu say on Tinder?
Send Noots
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ping"
"Ping who?"
"Noot Noot!"
Just hoping it's not a repost. Was too lazy to check :P
What do we say to the Good of Death?
Noot today
Why was Pingu banned from Instagram?
He was posting noots.
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