A gorilla dies of old age in a zoo in the morning just before opening. It is the only gorilla in the zoo, as they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is by far their most popular attraction, and they cannot afford to spend a single day without it. Therefore, the zoo owner asks one o...
Why did the shark quit dating_
Even though there are still many fish in the sea, he was netted into a relationship and got catfished.
Foolproof: How I became a billionnaire in just 15 days. You can do it too.
When my wife and I got married we only got 0.50$ of combined wealth.
I was wandering around in the fruit market in desperation, that was when I saw an apple for 50 cents. I was so hungry that I spent our 50 cents in a blink of an eye. On one apple.
But then it hit me: What have I done?...