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I once read a horror story in braile

I could feel something bad was going to happen, but i didnt see it coming.
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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

"Do not touch"
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What's "boob" in braile?

Nipple

So you like limericks, huh?

On the Breast of a woman named Gale

was tattooed the price of her tail

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braile.
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My blind friend asked me to get him a book in brail...

So I gave him a cheese grater.
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I can read women like a book...

Only thing is I'm blind and have to use brail.
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What function do the bumps on a nipple serve?

Its brail for, "Suck This."
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