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I once read a horror story in braile

I could feel something bad was going to happen, but i didnt see it coming.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

"Do not touch"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's "boob" in braile?

Nipple

So you like limericks, huh?

On the Breast of a woman named Gale

was tattooed the price of her tail

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braile.

My blind friend asked me to get him a book in brail...

So I gave him a cheese grater.

I can read women like a book...

Only thing is I'm blind and have to use brail.

What function do the bumps on a nipple serve?

Its brail for, "Suck This."

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