Braile isn't that hard to learn.

You just have to get a feel for it.

I began reading a horror novel in brail.

Something bad is about to happen I can feel it.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

"Do not touch"

My blind friend asked me to get him a book in brail...

So I gave him a cheese grater.

So you like limericks, huh?

On the Breast of a woman named Gale

was tattooed the price of her tail

and on her behind

for the sake of the blind

was the same information in braile.

Ive been writing a book specifically for the blind.

My wife asked me how it was going and I said, " I think I brailed it."

I can read women like a book...

Only thing is I'm blind and have to use brail.

What function do the bumps on a nipple serve?

Its brail for, "Suck This."

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