An RCMP officer stopped at Sandy Bay First Nations and talked to an elderly Indigenous gentleman standing on the road.
He told the old man, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
"Okay," the elder said reluctantly, "but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed to the location. The officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government...
What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?
A cheap pansy