They head out onto the ice with their bucket, fishing gear, and a big drill. As they put the drill bit on the ice surface, a voice booms out from all around:
**DON'T DRILL INTO THE ICE!**
The Dumb Blonde looks around fearfully and says meekly, "G-G-God? Is... <gulp> Is that you?"...
What is the most fearful disease for a fruit?
What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?
A cheap pansy
**Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"**
**The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."** ...
A large man in dirty, tattered clothes walked into a five-star restaurant.
The maitre d tries to firmly reject him from the restaurant, but the man glares at him and growls "Oh, you're not going to let me eat? My father used to have people refuse to serve him, and if you don't let me in I'm going to have to do what he did when that happened".
The matre d fearfully s...