Jittery Jokes - 4 Hilarious Jittery Jokes

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A guy meets his friend and notices that he's anxious and jittery.

Man 1: What's wrong?

Man 2: I've been having a bad day.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: When I opened my door, the damn knob broke on me!

When I turned my faucet on, the damn faucet broke on me!

When I tried to pick up my briefcase, the damn handle broke on me!
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A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador.

*“I can’t. I'm not allowed on the couch.”*

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My weight-gain parcels have just arrived and I'm feeling really jittery. I might have to go and see a doctor.

I think I've got the shakes.

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A Scary Midnight Story

A taxi driver is going home at midnight when he decides to take a shortcut through a cemetery. He's driving slowly through the dark when he suddenly stops in shock. In front of his headlights is a lady in white hailing him down.

Before he has time to think, the woman climbs in and says in a ...

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