Asking for a piece of the new dinosaur exhibit to prove an important theory
In return the dog offered what looked like a tiny black speck encased in amber
The research assistant was visiting from Ireland and was very much out of his intellectual depth. Not wanting to seem ignorant, the...
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones.
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old these bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age ...
A western guy gets a job polishing statues in a natural history museum in India
Before he starts working, some locals warn him of the last man who did this job. "Ve should inform you that the insect exhibit is cursed and the poor man's kid vound up dead after he vas seen cleaning here."
The guy says to them, "sounds like a bunch of superstitious nonsense!" and proceeds t...
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I was at the Natural History Museum
and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs.
I'm so old
I went to a Natural History Museum and the guards thought I escaped.
The "Age" of Dinosaurs
A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"
The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and ...