Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?

Spelling!

What is a snake’s favorite school subject?

Hisstory.

I came up with that in a dream last night, hope it’s OC.

I feel like school subjects need to be represented by animals

English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading.
History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else.
And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.

What’s a nocturnal animal’s favorite school subject?

Owlgebra

What's a pirate's favorite school subject?

Arrrrrrrrt.


What's a pirate's favorite body part?

The arrrrrm.



What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?


No. The Navy you idiot.

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