Natural Selection Jokes - 16 Hilarious Natural Selection Jokes

Sir Isaac Newton was completely WRONG about apples

They don't fall to the ground because of gravity.

It's natural selection.

Trees that produce apples that fall upwards don't have offspring

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What do Tide Pods taste like?

Natural Selection.

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If you were to steal a historical figures research notebooks what you steal?

Charles Darwin’s would be my natural selection.

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Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me

I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards

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How do you identify an anti-vaccine among 100 persons?

Natural selection

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How did Charles Darwin propose to his wife?

He said that she was his natural selection.

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What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?

My dogma ate it.

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The buffalo theory of beer joke

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the...

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There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask

It's called Natural Selection

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People not wanting to wearing masks is natural.

Natural selection.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

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You know those people protesting the stay at home order are really doing a great job

Proving that natural selection does exist

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How to get rid of anti-vaxxers ??

Natural selection

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Some religious people believe that serious illnesses such as cancer do not require medical treatment,

and can be cured by the power of prayer alone.

Sceptics may chuckle, but there is a scientific basis for this kind of thinking.

It's called natural selection.

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A chemist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe, looking out of the window.

They all watch three people walk into a house across the road. After 20 minutes, only two people leave the same house.

The scientists are very confused about what has happened.

'The measurements varied, and therefore the measuring equipment was likely inaccurate,' declares the chemist,...

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