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Museums Jokes

TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined.

Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.

What song is played in museums?

U Can’t Touch This

Why are the pyramids in Egypt?

Because they are too big to transport to British museums

Why are geology museums made of glass?

To keep people from throwing the rocks.

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Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.

Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assum...

I don't trust museums

They have too many skeletons in their closet.

TIL: America has more museums than McDonald's

McDonald's only has a few museums

Anti-vaxers want to turn cemeteries into museums

Because they are cure-haters

Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?

They’re always en garde.

I keep getting kicked out of museums...

Something about them not being scratch and sniff.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Air and Space Museum

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums.

It was State of the Art.

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