why are pyramids located in egypt?

they were too heavy for british people to steal and put in british museums

TIL: America has more museums than McDonald's

McDonald's only has a few museums

TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined.

Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.

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Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.

Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assum...

I don't trust museums

They have too many skeletons in their closet.

Air and Space Museum

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

What not to ask

Heres a lesson you need to learn, never ask a man how much he makes, a women how much she weight, and the British where they got the artifacts in their museums.

I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums.

It was State of the Art.

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