Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile.
The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is."
"I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
The Sistine Chapel ceiling may not be the greatest work of art ever, but
it's definitely up there.
What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art?
Are you a work of art?
Because it looks like Picasso painted you.
how did the art student make a million dollar work of art?
He started with 2 million.
The animal kingdom had become overpopulated.
The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: a joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge. The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and i...
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Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: “How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my f...
A Young Pastor Had Prepared a Long and Passionate Sermon for his New Congregation
But the night before he was to deliver this sermon, the town was hit by a big blizzard, and the roads were icy and impassable. In fact, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the church that Sunday morning. The pastor said, "I guess we won't have a service today."
The farmer replied: "Wh...
A pretty girl knocks on the door and asks if he needs yard work
Johnny looks at her and is skeptical at first. He never saw a female gardener before, much less someone so attractive. He decides to give her a chance, and asks her to mow his lawn.
To his astonishment, she not only does an excellent job, but mows in an elaborate pattern that turns the lawn ...
There was this world famous painter
In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to sh...
How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?
He calls it a work of art.