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Treasures Jokes

Some people are such treasures

That you just want to bury them

My Father always said his children are his treasures.

When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.

One man's trash is another man's treasure

Suboptimal way of letting your kids know they're adopted

Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure

Slave: This sounds like a pyramid scheme

Tutankhamen: A what?

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Hitler walks up to the Pearly Gates and says to St Peter, "I'd like to come in."

St Peter: "Not likely!"

Hitler: “I've repented and I've given back all the gold and treasures that I stole from the Jews, and I'm really sorry."

At that point, Jesus walks up and asks what's going on.

St Peter: "It's Hitler here, he wants to come in."

Jesus: " off!"...

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

Many would say C or P or even R, but it's X. Cause that's where the treasures is

A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert

They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.

And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, ...
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