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Modern art is like money.

I don't get it.

A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.

He stopped before one particularly abstract work.

"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.

"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."

"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

We should start calling new jokes as modern jokes

Like modern art if no one is getting it then it is a hit.

Women are like modern art...

They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.

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