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Modern Art Jokes

Modern art is like money.

I don't get it.

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What's the difference between modern art and a Karen in a drive-thru?

One's a contemporary, the other's a temporary cunt.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

We should start calling new jokes as modern jokes

Like modern art if no one is getting it then it is a hit.

Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....

visits a modern art exhibition. "What the hell is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."

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Women are like modern art...

They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.

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