My son just had his first day at the British Museum, his first task was to guard a multi million pound glass vase...

Apparently he said he smashed it!

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It was at the height of world war II…

… and Hitler decided to invade Britain. So he asked the head of the Kriegsmarine to study plans for a water assault on Britain and carrying ground troops.

After a brief study, the admirals conveyed with the Führer, and told him that it was absolutely impossible, there was no way the Reich cou...

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