An art student in Germany applies for a Fine Arts Academy.
The headmaster assures the student that his work is great, and his mind is exceptional.
But he tells the student the university has already received too many students for this year so unfortunately his application is denied.
The student grows a somber look on his face, leans in and say...
Did you hear about the cop who drew his tickets instead of writing them?
They say he was a master of the fine arts.
Three graduates are stood in McDonalds.
The economics graduate asks how the business became so successful and made so much money?
The engineering graduate asks how the kitchens were built to maximise production efficiency.
The fine arts graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?".
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A hermit, a clown, and a witty comeback...
FULL DISCLOSURE: This is a shaggy dog story...
An old hermit has been living alone in the wilderness for many, many years. He decides that it is finally time to rejoin society. He sees in the local paper that the circus is coming to a nearby town and decides that a circus would be a wonderful...
Something about college has been bothering me
Engineering students are allowed to call themselves engineers, and someone like a computer science student has no trouble using it as a title, but fine art students can't call themselves baristas.
A farmer with an aptitude for music decided to host a music history lesson for the animals.
He gathered them all in the barn and declared, "Soon enough, I'll have proven that even animals can find appreciation in such a fine art!"
He played a flowing, melodic bar slowly on the keyboard and looked expectantly toward the animals. "This piece is moderately well known. Can anyone tell m...
Reason for Divorce
The other day at work I ran into Tom.
We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me.
"Rodney," he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce."
I was stunned.
What happened, you two seem so happy together."
"Well," he said, "ever since...