I have an archaeology exam tomorrow

And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins.

I’m surprised the University of Alabama doesn’t offer a major in archaeology.

I heard they are really into relative dating out there.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

One day, a farmer found a strange, ancient-looking stone in his field.

Inscribed into it were characters of an apparent forgotten alphabet. Images of priests in strange clothing conducting some bizarre ritual had been carved into the surface as well.



Not knowing whether his find was worth a fortune (and curious to know what was said on the tablet), the ...

Can I start digging?

Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.

[waits an hour]

How about now?

Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.

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I've lost interest in dating

I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.

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