The first two guys are normal but the third one is from a place where people are silly, or at least that's the stereotype. Of course stereotypes are untrue and hurtful, but I need it for this joke to work.
Anyway, the first guy says, "We dug down 100 meters and discovered copper cables. This ...
Archaeologists recent found the oldest known jawbone, some 200,000 years old. They determined it is female.
They know it's female........because it's still moving!
I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.
It was a real shindig.
I’m surprised the University of Alabama doesn’t offer a major in archaeology.
I heard they are really into relative dating out there.
I have an archaeology exam tomorrow
And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins.
My career’s in ruins!
A man walks into a bar and finds its patrons raucously celebrating with a young man standing on the bar shouting for more drinks, on him.
He walks up to the bar and shouts to the young man, “What’s the occasion?”
“My career’s in ruins!” the lad cackles.
The man, shocked, replies...
Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?
Because they love digging up the past.
Can I start digging?
Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.
[waits an hour]
How about now?
Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I've lost interest in dating
I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.