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I have come to realize that all my exes in Archaeology class are doing better than me

They just seem to have a natural ability to dig up the past.

Never invest in Egyptian archaeology

It's a pyramid scheme

I asked my friend what was his major to which he replied, "archaeology"

And I said, "then you have a career in ruins"

Archaeology

Is groundbreaking

I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone.

It was a real shindig.

Archaeology

Archaeologists recent found the oldest known jawbone, some 200,000 years old. They determined it is female.





They know it's female........because it's still moving!

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

I have an archaeology exam tomorrow

And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way...

My future's in ruins.

My career’s in ruins!

A man walks into a bar and finds its patrons raucously celebrating with a young man standing on the bar shouting for more drinks, on him.

He walks up to the bar and shouts to the young man, “What’s the occasion?”

“My career’s in ruins!” the lad cackles.

The man, shocked, replies...

Can I start digging?

Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.

[waits an hour]

How about now?

Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.

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I've lost interest in dating

I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.

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