I’m terrible at Greek mythology

It’s my Achilles horse

According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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Greek mythology summed up in one sentence

Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

That damned Greek Mythology class is ruining my G.P.A.

I guess you could say it's my Achilles' aorta.

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I have an unhealthy sexual attraction towards figures in Greek mythology ever since

I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.

In Greek mythology, Chiron is half horse, half man, as well as an accomplished healer....

This makes him the Centaur for Disease Control.

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...

has always been my Achilles' elbow.

I read about this figure from Greek Mythology, Chiron.

He trained many heroes apparently, and was also a doctor. Ergo he was a Centaur for disease control.

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My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules...

... Testiclees.

He was nuts.

If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...

I'll give you a mini-tour

People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology...

I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

I almost had a 4.0 at University.

It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

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I’ve been trying to learn more about Greek mythology…

… but I keep mixing up Sisyphus and Oedipus. I know one fucked his own mother. The other had to roll a boulder up a hill. And believe me, if you knew my mother, you would confuse those two things as well.

Historians have discovered more information about the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades

According to Ancient Greek mythology, Bophades was a powerful hero, much like Achilles. In fact, the two heroes are very similar. Achilles had a weakness in his heels, and historians have now discovered that Bophades had a weakness in his groin. Many people have heard of Achilles's heel, but have yo...

Pub Quiz

I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.

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