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Art Museum Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

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as I was leaving the art museum, I got arrested for stealing a painting



I found it strange, because earlier when I asked the guide if I could take a picture, he said, " yes"

A Russian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are in an art museum admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the gardens of Eden.

The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says "They look so calm, they must be British!" The Frenchmen responds "no no! They're naked, so beautiful, they must be French!" The Russian says "They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise? Th...

I went to my local art museum to see a Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit

There's something familiar about her art style but I can't put my finger in it...

A man went to an art museum

And, as fate would have it, he happened to be in the Impressionist gallery when an earthquake struck. The walls began to shake, and, instinctively, he stuck out his limbs to try to secure himself. When the dust had settled, he found himself stepping on a painting of several dancers, which was precar...

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An older couple were exploring art museum...

...when they came across a painting that they didn't quite understand. It appeared to be three naked black men sitting on a bench, the one in the middle had a white penis. This made the couple ponder for a while.

What was the message? Was it a commentary on racism? Perhaps an insight into cla...

A man walks into an art museum...

...saunters past a guard and rips a painting off the wall with his bare hands. The guards attempt to stop him as he runs out of the museum, but he is too quick and acrobatic and evades all of their efforts. Just out the museum doors, he hops into the back of a white van that begins speeding away wit...

which rapper can you find at an art museum?

Xzibit

What did the Cat burglar say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?

I did it for the Monet

What do you call 2 petri dishes enjoying themselves at an art museum?

Cultured

A man and his wife are in an art museum and come across....

A portrait of a beautiful woman covered only in leaves. Wife goes to move on to the next exhibit and husband is still there staring at the portrait she asks what are you waiting for?

Husband says... Fall

Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum.

One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."

An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away....

A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Did you hear the one about the guy accused of robbing the art museum?

I heard he got framed

I rescued a penguin that came to shore near home

It must have got caught in a coastal current and ended up at the beach. I was happy to save it but didn't know what to do with it.

Someone suggested I take it to the zoo. I thought that was a great idea, and that's what I did.

A few weeks later the same person saw me at the beach....

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

A few numbers were on a field trip (dont mind my character choice)....

...when they stopped to admire the view and take a rest for a bit.

Four, being a good painter, decides to spend the break by painting some things. But instead of painting the view, he paints the beautiful pickup truck they have been riding on.

After he finished, he realized how well ma...

A cop sees a man walking a penguin on the street

The cop stops him and says
"Hey, you can't have that animal out here in public! Take it to the zoo where it belongs."
The man says " Sure no problem officer."
The next day the cop is standing on the same spot and sees the same guy walk by with the same penguin. He gets real mad and goes up...

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