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Murder Suspect Jokes

FBI questioning a murder suspect

Q: When did you go to her house?

A: Never

Q: Where are you from?

A: Ghana

Q: Did you sell or give those to her?

A: Give

Q: Who did you contact first?

A: You

Q: Where did you go after you contacted us?

A: Up

Why did the police officer arrest the artist as a murder suspect?

He was a sketchy dude.

Why do detectives look to a Will when searching for murder suspects?

Because a Will is a dead giveaway.
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