President Trump just compared impeachment to being lynched.
If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.
Donald Trump doesn't believe there were any lynchings during the Civil War.
When asked about it, He said it was just a case of Fake Noose
They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop.
But I think I'll pass
What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?
Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago.
He told me he was just there so he won't get blind.
Once upon a time there was a girl,
this girl had the ability to heal others any other living thing imaginable. One day a very injured demon came into her door and out of the kindness of her heart she healed him. The demon rose up and thanked her while he girl outstretched her hand to shake it, as was customary. But alas the demon fle...
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A man in the desert finds an old oil lamp...
... he rubs the lamp (as is traditional), and surprise! Out pops a genie.
"The contract is made, for freeing me from the lamp I shall grant you THREE WISHES!"
Sweet! Thinks the man I'm gonna make the best of this! And he whispers something in the genie's ear.
"IT SHALL BE DONE!...
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels!
Don't lynch me. Lol
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight
My neighbours really like Halloween
They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch.