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Murder Mystery Jokes

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Did you hear about the murder mystery porno?

In the end, everyone did it.

I watched a murder mystery movie with my daughter.

She said, "Hey! They just stole this idea from Among Us!"

NSFW My wife went to see a murder mystery film titled "Glory holes and murder"

When she came back home, she looked really wide eyed. "I said you look shocked"
She said "yes, a surprise ending, but I never saw it coming..."

What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians?

the Sin of 4

what do you call a group of crows and a dead one

a murder mystery

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Would like some joke help. Tell me your best one liner.

I'm going to a murder mystery party Saturday and my character is supposed to be a gypsy juggler who is clever and funny. I just learned to juggle, now I need some jokes. Quick witted and one liners are preferred. Thanks for the help.

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