In Feudal Japan, 2 Samurai families are constantly at war...
One day, the eldest sons of the two Families got together and decided to put a stop to all the fighting and bloodshed between their clans. To the dismay of their closest relatives and companions, the two announce that they had agreed - they were going to have a duel to the death. The winner would b...
Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.
And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.
I’ve been watching a lot of Wild West films lately.
I can’t help but think a lot of conflict and bloodshed could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just built the towns big enough for everyone.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...
A pirate’s pants
There was a pirate captain who would ask his lieutenant to bring his red trousers whenever an enemy vessel was sighted and battle would ensue.
One day his lieutenant asked him “captain, why do you always wear your red trouser to battle?” To which the old ruffian replied “So that when I b...
The Four Witch Covens
There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another. One day, they decided the onl...
I had a disagreement with my girlfriend while she was pmsing
She:" You better stop fighting. You know what I'm capable of right?" Me: Yes..bloodshed.
Period jokes are not funny. Period.
The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.
After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.
Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...
Why the chicken cross the road?
It all started when his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out.
After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night ...