Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Dave was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
I walked in on two mummies making out.
I told them to get a tomb.
How do mummies attract mates?
Pharaoh-mones!
2 mummies shared a fart
They had a toot in common
What was the most common reason ancient Egyptians would cry?
They missed their mummies.
Which monster is best at paying attention to a speech?
Mummies. They sit there rapt.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Found an old joke from a 1953 newspaper: What do naughty Egyptian girls become?
Mummies, I guess.
Why were the Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
What is one thing that Egyptian kids do not realise?
That their Daddies will eventually become Mummies...
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