Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Dave was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!
I walked in on two mummies making out.
I told them to get a tomb.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Mummies aren't all evil.
They get a bad wrap.
How do mummies attract mates?
2 mummies shared a fart
They had a toot in common
Found an old joke from a 1953 newspaper: What do naughty Egyptian girls become?
Mummies, I guess.
Why were the Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
What is one thing that Egyptian kids do not realise?
That their Daddies will eventually become Mummies...
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A man goes to prison...
He's led to his cell, enters the door which is then locked behind him. A big bruiser of man sits on his bed with a menacing grin on his face. "In this cell we play a game called Mummies and Daddies... Do you want to be Mummy or Daddy?" asks the big guy. "I'll be Daddy" replies the newby. "O...