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Canary Islands Jokes

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Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands...

No canaries there either.

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...

How do you make a cat happy?

Send it to the Canary islands!

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A blonde participates in the television show Who wants to be a millionaire...

The TV host asks her the following questions:

1st
How long did the 100-year war last?

a) 116 years
b) 99 years
c) 100 years
d) 150 years

The blonde chooses to use the opportunity not to respond.

2nd
In which country did you find the Panama Cabin?

a) ...

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Revelations during my island holidays

I've been doing some holidaying recently and through I'd share some of my discoveries.

My first trip was a week and a half in the Canary Islands.

In my whole time there I didn't find a single canary!

After that I spent a month in the Virgin Islands and you know what?

No...

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