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Hieroglyphics Jokes

Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says

"This is a repost."

The dog and hieroglyphics

Hello!

Why did the dog know how to read hieroglyphics?

He was an Egypt-chien!

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Little Tut is having a Hieroglyphics class in Ancient Egypt.

The teacher dictates: "Our Pharaoh, King of the Kings, Son of Ra, strong as a crocodile and manly as.."
And Tut, from the back of the class, asks:
-How many balls is "manly" spelled with?

I was disappointed when I discovered that I can’t learn Egyptian hieroglyphics on the Rosetta Stone...

...I’ve tried to contact customer support for three weeks, and they think I’m pranking them.

Archaeologists have discovered the tomb of a previously unknown pharaoh.

When they opened it, the mummy was covered in chocolate and nuts. The hieroglyphics identified him as Pharaoh Roche.

Why are mothers the best at pictionary?

Because mummies know hieroglyphics.

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