If you put a picture of yourself in a locket

You could say that you are...

Independent

Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...

Guess I really am... Independent!

My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

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In *da* pendent

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive.”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

My daughter said she wanted to be independent

So I shrunk her down and put her in my locket

An old ship captain, after years of good service, dies...

He was one of the most revered captains his nearly 50 year career. The crew had little idea what to do with all his belongings gathered from all the country's he's visited.
After a few weeks of talking it through with the crew and family the first mate remembers a weird habit the captain had. ...

THYS

There was once a rising boy band that went by the name of *THYS*. As they began gaining popularity, they realized that they needed some help. Chris, the band's drummer, asked his girlfriend, an attractive girl named Sarah, and she agreed to be the band's manager.

All was well. With Sarah doin...

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A teenage boy has a hot date for the night

but there is a problem; the kid's father claims that he has slept with almost every girl in the town they live in and the boy doesn't want to date someone that has slept with his father.

So, the boy confronts his dad and asks if he has slept with his hot date.

"Sure, tell me her name ...

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