My wife asked for an amulet..

I made it along with side of toast and pan cakes. Not sure why she is still mad at me.

John goes to the psychic. She warns him about this grave impending doom.

Fortunately, the psychic says, i have an easy fix. You just have to pay me $1000 and i will make this special bracelet for you, that will keep the evil at bay.

John - I don't have $1000.

Psychic - it's fine, for $500, i can give you a pendant that you can keep with you. It's not perf...

Did you hear about the prize for the Amish children's cooking competition?

Whichever kiddo makes the best egg dish gets to keep the Amlet omelet amulet

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