Mr Potato Head Jokes - 5 Hilarious Mr Potato Head Jokes

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr Onion Rings

Mr Potato Head’s wife is upset.

She claims he won’t tater anywhere.

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Three Beautiful Potatoes

Mr and Mrs Potato Head have three beautiful daughters. One night, they're gathered around the dinner table when the eldest daughter speaks up.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I'm getting married!"

Mrs Potato Head looks at her "This is such a surprise! Who is he?"

The ...

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

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What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy?

A Dick-Tater.

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