It is a crime to tell a joke to Optimus Prime.

You might be charged with Vehicular Man’s Laughter.

Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them

only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.

What's the name of Optimus Prime's brother who lives in South American jungle?

Amazon Prime.

What did Optimus Prime say when Bumblebee said "Nice shoes!"

Thanks, they're Vans.

What did Optimus Prime say after hauling his new Ikea coffee table into the house?

Autobots assemble!

(Writing credit to u/Apollonius_Cone)

Why is Optimus Prime worthless?

The derivative at the maximum = 0

Why does Optimus Prime lead orchestras in his free time?

Because he is a semiconductor

My 6 year old is coming up with dad jokes: What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?

Optimis-tick

I went on a spirit journey, and learned my ancestral guide is Optimus Prime.

It was an Autobot-y experience.

If Optimus Prime were to write a memoir about his life, it would be an

autobotography

Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

Pessimus Prime: Why? We’ll just lose...

Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are in first day of kindergarten.

Optimus (in his deep voice) : Hi, I'm Optimus Prime. What's your name?

Teacher : Be silent!!!!!

Bumblebee : umleee

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Optimus Prime has had a sexy change and is now a Combine Harvester

He’s a Trans-Farmer

What numbers are in the number plate of optimus prime?

Prime numbers. A'right a'right I'll see my way out.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".

 


Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".

 


Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

MacGyver, Optimus Prime, Jesus and I went to a bar...

MacGyver started talking about how he can make a phone out of pretty much any items laying around in the bar. Optimus Prime just had to one-up and said he could actually transform himself into a phone. We all looked at Jesus. Jesus was all smuck and told us he could take any phone and use it to call...

Wonder Woman marries Optimus Prime and gets pregnant on their wedding night.

So I guess there's gonna be a guaranteed free delivery in 2 business days.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.

That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice?

Because Optimus Primed!

What is a frisky Optimus Prime called?

An autothot.

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