a stormtrooper's favorite store

is the one next to Target

Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

Why did the retired Stormtrooper reenlist...

He missed it.

[OC] Why isn't it special when your stormtrooper boyfriend says he misses you?

He misses everyone.

What do you call a married stormtrooper couple?

Misster & Misses

Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette.

They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.

What's the least likely way for a Stormtrooper to die?

Shooting himself.

Stormtroopers and dogs are a lot alike

No matter where you're at, they always miss you.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?


A stormtrooper

A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.

He will be missed.

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Why are stormtroopers great for casual sex?

When they shoot, they miss.

How is a Stormtrooper like an empty church?

Both of their Pews are missing people

Why is a Stormtrooper's height of 5'11" measured in feet and inches?

They use Imperial measurements

Why do stormtroopers always wear masks?

Because they keep missing their shots. #covid

I just saw my stormtrooper girlfriend for the first time in 6 months.

She said she missed me.

What game will a Stormtrooper always win at?

Russian roulette

A stormtrooper walks into a bar and orders a martini

The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"

The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"

From where do Imperial Stormtroopers say their prayers?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training?

I’ll miss you.

I’m going to be taking my drivers exam in a full stormtrooper outfit...

That way I won’t hit anything.

A stormtrooper and a red shirt gets into a fight

The stormtrooper misses, but the red shirt dies anyway

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A Stormtrooper and a Twi’lek prostitute are chatting after sex

She says to him, “You know, I’ve fucked guys from the Empire and from the Resistance and I’m more partial to you Imperials.”

“Why is that?” Asks the stormtrooper.

“Well you guys always seem to last longer.”

“Is that so? Whats wrong with the Rebels?”

“Well,” she says with...

For Halloween, a classmate dressed up as a stormtrooper and shot up the school.

Don’t worry, no one got hurt.

Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?

I guess it’s because they always miss their shots.

Why are most stormtrooper pilots from Thailand?

Because they're natural Thai fighters

A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.

The stormtrooper missed every shot.

The redshirt died anyway.

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

How does a church congregation defend against an attack by Galactic Imperial Stormtroopers?

They use the pew, pew-pew pews.

Hear about the Stormtrooper band?

Apparently they never had a hit

Why was the Stormtrooper so sad when his Jedi friend left?

He always misses him.

Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?

They never hit anything.

Why was the stormtrooper always lonely?

Because he always missed everyone

Have you ever heard of the band "stormtroopers"?

No wonder, they never landed a hit.

What do Stormtroopers call target practice?

Shooting the breeze

More jokes from my 5 year old. Who's a Stormtroopers favourite person?

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

To all the people who don't get jokes about Stormtroopers:

You're missing the point!

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?

A cologne trooper...

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks

They all miss the free shots.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

If a Stormtrooper offers to give you a ride in his car, you shouldn’t worry about ending up in a car accident

They have a stellar safety record, because they’ve never hit anything since the beginning of time

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Two Stormtroopers are in a Space fight...

One female one male. the female decides to give the male a blowjob whle he shoots and chases after the rebels. As she unbuckled his pants she says "Is it true what they say about Stormtroopers?". "Yes" he says, as he misses all his shots and they die in the explosion of the Death Star.

Stormtrooper helmets

I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.

Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan...

I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything.

Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?

He survived 99 missions.

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.

What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?

Mist

Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt start fighting.

They're still going at it.

Why is he called Lord Vader?

Because when they called him Master Vader the stormtroopers giggled.

Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?

Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.

In Star Wars Legends, Rey discovers an unusual force ability...

...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno...

Ever wonder why Star Wars has so many plot holes?

It's because the stormtroopers keep missing

Star Wars Joke...

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

3 Guys Walk Into A Bar

The first one ducks. The second one also ducks. The stormtrooper doesn’t.

Your Momma's so fat...

A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.

What is the best paradox?

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

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Man and his doctor's advice

A man came to the chamber of a well known doctor.
**Doctor:** Hello and good afternoon. What seems to be the problem?
*Man:* I don't want any more baby, doc. Save me.


**Doctor:** Okay, tell me why can't you stop having a baby?
*Man:* I used a condom so that my semen won't...

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