Stormtrooper Jokes

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

He will be missed.

He misses everyone.

The one next to Target.

Shooting himself.

The Stormtrooper misses every shot, but the redshirt dies anyway.

The AT-ATM

The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"

The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"

Yoda: Off course you are.

A stormtrooper.

But as usual, he mist.

Misster & Misses

Both of their Pews are missing people

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Because they keep missing the bus

Because they always miss the joke

I’ll miss you.

No matter where you're at, they always miss you.

Don’t worry, no one got hurt.

After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke that while he was away a stormtrooper from Switzerland came by and demanded to know where Princess Leia was.

Luke looked around scared and ask... read more

Russian roulette

That way I won’t hit anything.

They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

Apparently they never had a hit

Because they're natural Thai fighters

Because they keep missing their shots. #covid

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Stormtrooper: Damn this song is catchy!

I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.

They won't ever hit anything.

You're missing the point!

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

Because he always missed everyone

They can’t hit anything

I guess it’s because they always miss their shots.

Because when they tried Master Vader it made all the stormtroopers giggle.

She said she missed me.

Because they always miss.

They use Imperial measurements

Missus

Because they'd miss each other.

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

He survived 99 missions.

They all miss the free shots.

I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything.

What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?

Mist

Stormtrooper: They R2!

They use the pew, pew-pew pews.

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

It's because the stormtroopers keep missing

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

He always misses him.

The first one ducks. The second one also ducks. The stormtrooper doesn’t.

'Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.

Because they're imperial

They have a stellar safety record, because they’ve never hit anything since the beginning of time

...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno... read more