Two guys are in a toy store

Hey dude, has that toy been released yet?

It hasbro.

What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy?

My Little Phony

So Hasbro made a Fortnite Monopoly...

But ironically it's for ages 13+.

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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