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Hasbro Jokes

What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy?

My Little Phony

Why is everyone surprised at Hasbro’s recent behaviour?

They’ve been creating Monopolys for 32 years now.

So Hasbro made a Fortnite Monopoly...

But ironically it's for ages 13+.

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

Two guys are in a toy store

Hey dude, has that toy been released yet?

It hasbro.

Elmo gone wrong…

A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.

After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.

There is the new hire, furi...

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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