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Spider Man Jokes

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why is spider man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability

Why is Spider Man: Far From Home the shortest Spider Man movie?

Because there's no pizza time.

What do you call a British spider man?

Kilometres Morales

I named my wife's wild mouth after spider man

Peter Parker

Did you know Spider Man can drive without using his hands?

That’s why his name is Peter Parker.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Michael Keaton took roles like Batman, Birdman, and now the Vulture from the new Spider Man movie

I guess you can say he's a good wingman.

My friend rip me this joke and I can’t stop laughing

Lawyer: my client is stuck in a penny

Judge: what

Lawyer: he is in a cent

Judge: he is in a cent?

Lawyer and client leave the courtroom doing the joker and spider man dance

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