The Simpsons Jokes - 11 Hilarious The Simpsons Jokes

If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be?

John D'oh!

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Why does Moe syzlak from the Simpsons, hate Bart Simpsons?

Cause he is a bartender

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How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

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If someone doesn't like The Simpsons...

Does that make them homerphobic?

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What would the Simpsons do...

If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

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My 10 year old Son just came up with this one and I couldn't be more proud: What's Batman's favourite fruit?

A Banananananananananananananananana

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words! Just to clarify:

* Yes, he does know the 60's batman theme. My partner loves campy batman so it was inevitable. [The Simpsons](https://youtu.be/TQepz5rsS6E?t=88) also made sure of that.
* Gi...

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons...

If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...

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Yo Mama So FAT

When i was watching the simpsons and she walked past the Tv, I missed a whole SEASON

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My friend went to the doctors worrying that he had caught the Coronavirus from his complete collection of Matt Groening animation figures.

Luckily his diagnosis was negative, despite having all the Simpsons.

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A dad has three sons. The three sons always tries to get girlfriends in the dumbest ways possible. What do you call the three sons?

The Simpsons

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Don't blame me....

I voted for Kodos.

- The Simpsons.

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