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Transformers Jokes

I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.
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Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.
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If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.
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What do you call flying transformers?

Robots in the skies!
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2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.
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My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out
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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye
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Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...
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What do you call an extreme and irrational fear of transformers?

Transphobia.
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When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
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Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.
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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…

I said “Transformers “

She laughed…

The toaster laughed…
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My wife said she wants to break up with me

Me: “Why?!?”

Wife: “You keep making stupid Transformers jokes…”

Me: “Please don’t leave, I can change!”
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