What do you call flying transformers?

Robots in the skies!

If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

Favorite “i just flew back from jokes”

Example:

I just flew back from Chicago and boy are my arms tired

I just flew back from a transformers convention and buy are my arms tires

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…

I said “Transformers “

She laughed…

The toaster laughed…

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

What do you call an extreme and irrational fear of transformers?

Transphobia.

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

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