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Transformers Jokes

I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.

What do you call flying transformers?

Robots in the skies!

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

What do you call an extreme and irrational fear of transformers?

Transphobia.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…

I said “Transformers “

She laughed…

The toaster laughed…

My wife said she wants to break up with me

Me: “Why?!?”

Wife: “You keep making stupid Transformers jokes…”

Me: “Please don’t leave, I can change!”

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