Han Solo is chilling in his room when suddenly the light goes out.

He tries to fix the bulb, but after an hour of laborious effort, he gives up.

He heads over to Yoda's place to see if he can help. As Yoda opens the door, he spots a huge machine with flashing lights, beeping in the middle of the room.

"What's this?" he asks Yoda.

"A cloning m...

Han Solo didn’t like his steak…

… because it was Chewy.

What did Han Solo name his clone?

Han Duo

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Why was Han Solo

so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

...it was Luke warm..

My wife cuddled up to me and said ‘Be my Han Solo.’

Now she’s not talking to me, cause I said ‘OK, Chewie.’

What did Han Solo think of his steak?

He thought it was a little chewie.

What happens when Nurgle has an affection for Han Solo?

Nurgle would try to Wuhan....

How is Han Solo in bed?

He shoots first

Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie.

He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.

Han Solo keeps taunting he'll steal cars...

...he's harassin' Ford!

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo

" May divorce be with you "

What was Han Solo's reaction after eating a Momo?

Hmm... Chewie.

Han Solo goes to a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asked how tender he’d like his steak to be.

Han said “Make it Chewie.”

Han Solo : Yoda, are you sure we're going in the right direction?

Yoda : Off course we are.

Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All of his friends were wondering . . .

Why’s Han so low?

What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage?

The Force Awakens

C3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo are taken prisoner on an alien planet

The Millennium Falcon had to make an emergency stop on an uncharted planet. The trio is greeted by a hostile alien race and placed in a horrendous prison.

After some time they are taken in the night to some kind of tribunal where they are told that all outsiders are regarded as evil demons an...

Han Solo doesn’t smoke cigarettes...

But he does chew-baca

Why did Han Solo refuse to eat the wild game?

It was Chewie.

What did Han Solo’s last name change too after he married Leia?

Han Duet.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why did Han Solo get an 'F' in Statistics class?

Because he kept telling the teacher, "Never tell me the odds!"

Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?

He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles

What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?

Bailando

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus.

They both got too close to the son.

Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?

Han Jobs

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

My girlfriend left me because I’m a big Star Wars fan

Looks like tonight I’ll be Han Solo.

The Millenium Falcon is taking off...

Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..

"10....8.....6.....4"

Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.

C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, fi...

What did they say the first time a Chinese airplane flew?

Did you hear about the Han Solo?

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