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Elmer Fudd and Bugs bunny are planning to rob a distillery.

Bugs asks Elmer “if it is whiskey”? Elmer replies, “yes, but not as whiskey as robbing a bank”!
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What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic PB&J sandwich?

Space jam.
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What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?

What's up Spock?
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Bugs Bunny meets a chiropractor

For the first time ever, somebody called the chiropractor "doc."
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Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital

He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?”

The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.”

“And if I don’t get it sorted out?”

The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.”
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Bugs Bunny goes to a medical convention

He meets a cardiologist, and says "what's up, doc?"

He meets a dentist, and says "what's up, doc?"

He meets a chiropractor, and says "what's up?"
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Why does Bugs Bunny like Lola Bunny so much?

She's a friend with bunny feets.
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What did bugs bunny save his word processing as?

Whats up.doc
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what do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Bugs bunny
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck we're in the middle of a robbery...

Bugs Bunny asked Daffy, "Is this whiskey?"

Daffy answered, "Of course it's whiskey, but it's safer than wobbing a bank"
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[NSW] Bugs Bunny helps Daffy Duck understand the Theory of Relativity.

Bugs and Daffy are chilling in their dorm at the Looney Tunes University. Clearly frustrated with his physics homework, Daffy slams his textbook, and tells Bugs "This Theory of Relativity crap is confusing the fuck out of me any chance you can help me understand this shit?"

Bugs calms his fr...

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!
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