Star Trek Jokes

They always root for the away team

They all have three ears.


A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier.

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

On a Lanyard Nimoy

So I said, "Number Two, make it so!"

Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side

"Wow. I can't believe I'm meeting you at Comic Corn."

"Actually, it's called Comic Con"

"Com?"

"Con."

"Cold?"

"Com!

"Cookie?"

"CONNNNNNNN!"

It’s The Wreath of Khan

A. William Shatner

It was a Wookie mistake.

And here I thought he believed in free Enterprise.

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!"
Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!"
Computer: "Insufficient data."

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At the He's Dead Gym.

ATLAST!

They call it the enter prize.

I just went to the hospital to have my dilithium level checked.

...But it has its' pros and Khans!

It was a Wookie mistake

He would boldly go where no man had gone before.

The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

Captain's Log

Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.

Turns out the seller was a Kahn man

Bring me up, Scotty!

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

One is a vicious, opportunistic race, bent on subjugation and through whatever insidious and ethically-questionable means they have at hand.

The other is a fictional race from Star Trek.

I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."

The project had its prose and Khans.

Dunkirk?

Yea, did all of them.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Ferengi is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The Bajoran thinks "I bet that dirty... read more

It's called Prose and Khans.

The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.

She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.

"Thar be Wales here!"

To boldly split infinitives!

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

hahahha

But no one would invest in Shatner .

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)

A list of prose in Khans.

Dos trekkies.

Did you see "Gilligan’s Island" that time when they almost got rescued?

Remember that "Star Trek" episode when they met those aliens?

Did you catch "Jersey Shore" when they got drunk and had that fight?

How about "The Bachelorette" episode when she cried.

Did you see t... read more

Captain James T Kirk of Star Trek fame has launched his own range of women’s underwear, the bras are selling well, but it appears that nobody wants to buy a brand of underwear named

“Shatner ”.

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T... read more

And not an Arabic one.