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Buzz Lightyear Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot of stuff, there's 4 whole movies plus some short films.

Yes, Buzz Lightyear could kill all the other toys

But Woody?

Why was Buzz Lightyear at the Lexus dealership?

To go beyond Infiniti

What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

You got a friend in me.

What would you call Buzz Lightyear if he was an alcoholic?

Buzzed Allyear

The scale in the bathroom is nicknamed Buzz Lightyear.

When I step on it goes to infinity and beyond.

What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common?

They both can fly.

What?

You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.

Now buzz off.

Yo mama's so fat

that buzz lightyear says, "To infinity and your mom!"

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