You know Darth Maul from Star Wars?

He's only half the man he used to be.

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Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit?

Because the sith always comes in pears

What’s Darth Maul’s favourite alcoholic beverage?

*Qui-Gon* Gin

Did you hear about Darth Maul's girlfriend?

She caught sithilis.

Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul?

I heard they're going to cut the sales by half

Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

he cuts off Darth Maul's legs

he cuts off Savage Opress' arm

he cuts off Grivous' hands

he cuts off many of Anakin's limbs

and so many random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is a menace.

Considering that he is now dead and exis...

What’s the best place to purchase lightsabres

The darth maul

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