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Princess Leia Jokes

Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke)

Darth Braider



(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)

Who was Princess Leia's gynecologist?

OB-Wan Kenobi

Why wasn't Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

...it was Luke warm.

What did Princess Leia say to Han Solo on their wedding night?

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

What’s Princess Leia’s favourite song?

Riding solo - Jason Derulo

Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?

Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...

I asked Princess Leia for a list of her favorite bands...

It's Alderaan Duran

Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet...

But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies

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What is Princess Leia's favorite sex act?

Giving Han Jobs

Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends & family?

She got involved with Alderaan people.

How does Princess Leia like her showers?

Lukewarm.

What is Princess Leia’s favorite Aerosmith song?

Ewok this way.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn’t Hang Solow

3 dirty Star Wars jokes

1) Why was Han Solo suspicious when he finally got inside Princess Leia?

Because it was Luke warm

2) Why was Han Solo suspicious when he was eating Princess Leia?

Because she felt chewy

3) Did Han do the right thing when he confronted Leia about these?

No, that nig...

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis?

Because he was her only Pope.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister...

He became best friends with hand solo.

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A long time ago in alternative universe far, far away, Grand Moff Tarkin is having sex with Princess Leia.

'Come!' she whispers breathlessly.

'Ejaculate?!' he cries. 'In my moment of triumph?'

what if princess leia went to the dark side?

then she would be luke's sithter

The Stormtrooper from Switzerland

After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke that while he was away a stormtrooper from Switzerland came by and demanded to know where Princess Leia was.

Luke looked around scared and ask...

Cringey star wars joke

Just thought of a cringey star wars joke while being unable to sleep

Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?

A- In Alderaan places

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