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They should make a breakfast cereal exclusively for lumberjacks

They can call it morning wood

What's Hodor's favorite breakfast cereal?

Raisin Bran.

What breakfast cereal do they serve at the Swiss clinic, Dignitas?

Cheerios!

My wife said that she’s leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals.

I said, “Ok. Cheerios then.”

Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal, Prostituties?

It doesn't go Snap, Crackle, Pop. It just lays there and Bangs.

With all the attention on preparing unusual foods in the smoker (hikory smoked mustard, maple smoked ice cream, etc.) I thought up a great idea for a smoked breakfast cereal.

We'll call them "Mesquite O's" the cereal with a bite! They'll leave you itching for more!

Do you think we can stir up some buzz about it?

What’s the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia?

Fruties Pebbled

What do cannibals drink with their breakfast cereal?

A cup of Joe.

If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called?

OV O's!

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