Did you see the Catholic church released a breakfast cereal?
Cinnamon Pope Crunch: The See You Can Taste
They should make a breakfast cereal exclusively for lumberjacks
They can call it morning wood
What's Hodor's favorite breakfast cereal?
Raisin Bran.
What breakfast cereal do they serve at the Swiss clinic, Dignitas?
Cheerios!
What do cannibals drink with their breakfast cereal?
A cup of Joe.
My wife said that she’s leaving me because of my obsession with breakfast cereals.
I said, “Ok. Cheerios then.”
If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called?
OV O's!
With all the attention on preparing unusual foods in the smoker (hikory smoked mustard, maple smoked ice cream, etc.) I thought up a great idea for a smoked breakfast cereal.
We'll call them "Mesquite O's" the cereal with a bite! They'll leave you itching for more!
Do you think we can stir up some buzz about it?
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